Las Vegas isn't just about going out--it's also about racking out. We canvassed hotels and spas for the kinds of comforts that require absolutely nothing of you, looking at everything from who's got the best bed on the Strip to whose massage is most likely to leave you catatonic

BEST ROOM: Vista Suite in Mandalay Bay
WHY: This 1,705-square-foot, one-bedroom suite lets you have your cake and eat it...on the thirty-third floor, while overlooking the Strip through floor-to-ceiling windows. Unlike the views, the room is blissfully understated, with neutral tones interrupted only by splashes of color from the contemporary art pieces. High-tech amenities (an iPod dock and too many LCD screens to count) and a large living room bar make for perfect parties (702-632-7777; mandalaybay.com; Vista Suites, $370-$640).

SEXIEST ROOM: Erotic Suite in The Palms
WHY: No wonder this suite is in the Fantasy Tower. It has all the trappings for your pimp dreams: rotating bed, Jacuzzi tub, mirrored ceilings, a full bar, and a capacity for 50. Need we say more? (702-942-7777; palmsfantasy.com; suite, $3,000-$4,000).

BEST BATHROOM: Salon Suite in The Palms
WHY: Even stocked with a large Jacuzzi tub, a separate glass shower, his-and-hers sinks, a flat-screen TV, and several windows, these contemporary marble-and-glass bathrooms leave enough space for all your grooming needs (702-942-7777; palms.com; suite, $500-$750).

BEST ROBE: The Wynn
WHY: Soft terry cloth inside, silk outside, all around heavenly (702-770-7000; wynnlasvegas.com).

BEST TOPLESS SUNBATHING: Bare Pool Lounge at the Mirage
WHY: A $10-$40 cover charge (depending on your gender and the day of the week) lets you into an adults-only pool area with daybeds, boat beds, food and beverage service, and plenty of skin baking under the Vegas sun. Don't forget to slather SPF on those rarely seen areas (702-791-7442; mirage.com).

BEST IN-ROOM AMENITY: Bellagio's Automated Drapes
WHY: A control panel near the bed allows you to adjust several layers of curtain (gauzy and transparent or heavy and dark) for optimal comfort and light. One night in the Grand Lakeview suite: $2,000-$3,100. Watching the dancing fountains without leaving your bed: priceless (702-693-7111; bellagio.com; doubles, $179-$499).

BEST BED (OUTDOOR): Moorea Pavilion at Mandalay Bay
WHY: Part of the 11-acre Mandalay Bay Beach area, the 200-square-foot Moorea Pavilions have daybeds and lounges, private pools (with waterfalls), fresh fruit, and 42-inch LCD screens (702-632-7997; mandalaybay.com; $600-$1,300).

BEST BED (INDOOR): Palms Fantasy Tower
WHY: Firm yet soft and supportive, with a stylish dark wood headboard, the beds in the Fantasy Tower practically force sleep. Plus, a newer tower means fewer people have benefited from the beds' comforts (702-942-7777; palmsfantasy.com; doubles, $199-$499).