Parody of Airline Fees Run Amuck
by Wendy Perrin
So I was supposed to fly to Atlanta with my family this morning. Had to cancel at the last minute (you don't want to know) and was faced with a whopping $600 in ticket-change fees ($150 x 4 people). Rather than apply the value of our tickets toward a future flight -- which would have meant shelling out $600 plus the fare difference between the amount I paid and the price of the new tickets -- it was far cheaper for me just to forfeit the cost of the tickets altogether and start from scratch.
We all have a sob story about airline fees we've been socked with lately. The other day, when I pointed out two handy-dandy charts I've been relying on to keep all the surcharges straight -- one from Kayak that lists baggage, meal, and seat-assignment fees for both domestic and international carriers; and one from FareCompare that lists a more comprehensive array of fees, although only on domestic carriers -- a reader named Bruce Hopman kindly emailed me in reply, sending a link to a funny musical parody he's created about the avalanche of airline fees. "It's a different kind of in-flight entertainment that confirms what you already know -- flying really IS for the birds!," says Hopman. " Forget about first class, business class or economy class. This video has NO class." True. But I thought I'd share it anyway.
And if anyone knows of some magical way to retrieve the cost of my four unused non-refundable tickets to Atlanta, hey, I'd love to hear it.













Which airline?
Posted by: travelergwen | August 27, 2008 at 05:19 PM
Continental. EWR to ATL.
Posted by: WendyPerrin | August 27, 2008 at 07:47 PM
I really am not sure about Continental but I do know that Alaska will waive the change fee if you have just one leg of the new ticket in first class. Might be worth asking if they have such a policy. A lot of times the difference in fare is much cheaper than the change fee. Good luck!!
Posted by: bandit3s | August 28, 2008 at 11:45 AM
Interesting! I rarely fly in first class, but it's helpful info for those who do. Thanks.
Posted by: WendyPerrin | August 28, 2008 at 01:23 PM
Excellent parody. I found some others at a competitors website:
http://e.travelandleisure.com/a/hBItPt0AQ1QnFB7SlTdBAMQG4lf/hd3
Posted by: Scherago | August 28, 2008 at 01:58 PM
That's disturbing!
What do you guys think of this sleeper plane concept?
http://www.dubaichronicle.com/?p=735#more-735
Posted by: Morpheus | September 08, 2008 at 02:15 PM