The flush: Dolce & Gabbana Gold, Milan, Italy

The lowdown: Let it never be said that Dolce and Gabbana don't know how to treat their A-list celebrity clientele, right down to providing for their pampered bottoms. When you go to the washrooms in the Italian design duo's restaurant in Milan, named Gold (but of course), you'll be following in the cheek prints of Kylie Minogue, Gisele Bündchen, and Paris Hilton. Rest assured you won't walk out of the facilities muttering, "I don't see what all the fuss is about." After all, D&G aren't exactly known for understatement, so the restrooms are outfitted in floor-to-ceiling golden bamboo, mirrored trays next to the sinks (for soap, we're sure), marble counters, and enormous gold mirrors to reflect all that lucre. But the truly winning touch? The plasma-screen TV in each stall playing Goldfinger on a loop.

If you have to go:
Dolce & Gabbana Gold
Tel: 39 02 75 777 71