MOST TORRID RETREAT

Where: Chalet Eugenia, Klosters, Switzerland

Ideal for: Old World old money (Charles, Harry, and Will slalom here regularly) and royal-loving nouveaux riches.

Sexiest detail: The romp-ready fur rugs and open fireplaces.

The lure: This rustic-looking chalet in ultraexclusive Klosters, in the Engadine region of the Swiss Alps, was built in 1957 and remodeled in 2002 by Baron Steven Bentinck for a few million dollars—petty change when you're the nephew of steel magnate, museum founder, and all-round billionaire Heinrich Thyssen-Bornemisza. The place is now a luxe Swiss lodge, with on-site sauna and steam room, hand-carved doors, oak-beamed ceilings, vintage Champagne in every ice bucket, and a roaring fireplace in three of the eight rooms. It sleeps a dozen bright young things at any one time—perfect for your après-ski orgy.

Sexiness factor: As smoking as a pack of nicotine-deprived hipsters huddled outside a dive bar.

Chalet Eugenia
Tel: 44 20 7384 3854
Weekly rental from $44,000, all-inclusive