EVIAN BATH IN MIAMI

If you believe tap water is only for little people, like chumps who pay taxes, then this is the treatment for you: a 350-gallon infinity tub filled with 1,000 liters of Evian water. (See, Serena Williams approves!) Cough up a mere $11,000, and Miami Beach's Hotel Victor will hook you up with a penthouse suite, send up a team from the spa to give you in-room treatments, and set you up with a platter of fussy and delicious food, like smoked-salmon lollipops, foie gras, and something called the "Seven Sins of Chocolate." Then the real show starts: While you're working on your fifth sin, a butler fills a small lap pool (er, tub) with an Alp's worth of Evian Natural Spring Water. Since no expensive spa treatment can call itself an expensive spa treatment without flickering light, the butler floats daisies and candles in the water. The hotel proudly refers to it as the world's most expensive bath—Cleopatra and her milk be damned—but if you're on a budget, you could always fill your own tub with regular old dollar bills, which would probably save you a few thousand.

Hotel Victor
Tel: 305 728 6500