The Ritz-Carlton, South Beach, Miami, Florida

South Beach is a Chippendales revue of hard abs and chiseled biceps. Hot staffers are always a treat, of course, but what puts the Ritz-Carlton ahead of the pack is that here they're required to touch you…by the pool, at least. From 11 am to 3 pm every weekend, a beefcake posse trolls the beach with holsters of Evian mist, tanning lotions, and sunglass cleaner, massaging the bikinied backs of all the bathing beauties. Ladies, meet your tanning butler. To give you an idea of just how hot we're talking here: recently a butler got snatched up by a scout to model for Armani in Milan. And to think, just a few months earlier he had his hands all over you.

Not just a pretty face: As raucous as the Ritz sounds, it still abides by the chain's motto that employees are "ladies and gentlemen serving ladies and gentlemen." So remember to say "please" when you request your rubdown.

The Ritz-Carlton, South Beach
1 Lincoln Road
Miami Beach, Florida
Tel: 786 276 4000

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