47 Rue Berger
What: Chintzy 1930s lounge that rollicks the city's strobe-lit scene.
The look: Taxidermy and red velvet in the private rooms and cozy nooks. Leather armchairs keep things chic in the fog of the smoking fumoir.
Who goes: The skinny limbed and shiny haired.
Sound track: "It" spins of celeb DJs like The Pierces (of Gossip Girl fame).
What to wear: Black, short, and designer (or just black and designer pour hommes).
What to drink: Nothing but champagne.
Door policy: Near impossible unless you've got owner Julien Labrousse on speed dial